Bring out the Siege Engine

Journal – It’s raining kibble. And marshmallows. And anything else Pfizz can find in the cupboards. Horgan helped us with the duct tape (ow, my paws hurt just thinking about my last encounter with that wickedly effective adhesive), but with a lot of rubber bands and binder clips we did most of it ourselves. If you try this design at home (See John Austin’s Mini-Weapons of Mass Destruction), learn from our mistakes: reinforce the spoon!!! The ammo holder was Lester’s idea. Always thinking, that cat. (He had to do most of the thinking; his sprained paws are still healing from the episode with the garbage bag parachute.)

Now that we have a mobile siege engine, there’s only one question: what can we conquer??